Full hair and makeup is a mug shot MUST.
A Wu-Tang Clan affiliated rapper CUT OFF HIS OWN PENIS in a botched suicide attempt…
And his last name is Johnson.
The status of the wiener is currently unknown.
Dina Lohan just pled guilty to DWI…
In related news, here’s a GIF of DiLo couch-dancing in a club, while Lindsay Lohan is struggling to stay sober (inside the same club, making her first paid appearance in years).
Parenting at its finest.
It’s OK, Miley. Really, it is. If you want to show us your boobs just for fun, that’s great. Thank you for that. But if this is just some sad, sad way to get people excited again, then honey, maybe it’s time to do some reevaluating right about now.
Big Sean and Naya Rivera’s split is getting ugly, you guys…
Here’s a quick rundown of the
hilarious uhh… super-serious accusations the couple has been tossing around:
2. Big Sean says Naya was crazy-controlling and would work herself up into jealous rages and threaten to ruin his career. A lamp may have been broken.
Oh, and all those cheating rumors…
ANYWHO… Naya and Sean tried out couples therapy (because needing counseling less than a year into a relationship is NO reason to throw in the towel…) — and that was apparently when BS realized he wanted to get the hell out.
The good news is, we hear Big Sean has a big ol’ dong, and Naya Rivera has those (possibly) brand-shiny-new boobies…. so, all’s well that ends well?
All the Deets On Big Sean & Naya Rivera’s Breakup:
R.I.P. Ultimate Warrior, you will be missed.
More on WWE Legend, Ultimate Warrior’s Death:
Miss New Booty?
Cincinnati Bengals star, George Iloka, says Jen Selter needs to step aside, because there’s a new Butt Queen of the Interwebz, and her name is Caitlin Rice…
So, whose booty is better? You decide.
Booty, booty, booty, booty, rockin’ ev’rywhere… Story: Move Over, Jen Selter, Caitline Rice Is The New Ass Queen!!
Story: Josh Elliot Leaving GMA For NBC — I Wanted Out So Bad … I Took a PAY CUT!
Justin Bieber was BOOED at the Juno Awards in Canada over the weekend…
#WorldsMostTalkedAboutCouple , Really? …