Too drunk to… you know.
Go to Beyonce's concert, see her beautiful booty.
Need we say more?
See video of dat ass: Beyonce’s Butt In Concert — Come To ‘On the Run Tour,’ See Bey’s ASS! [VIDEO]
So… according to Lana Del Rey, she and her boyfriend, Barrie-James O’Neill, have BROKEN UP.
But according to BJ, they’re STILL TOGETHER.
WHICH ONE IS IT?
All the nonsensical details: Did Lana Del Rey & Boyfriend Break Up? — BF Barrie-James O’Neill Says No… [VIDEO]
There’s a chick who looks kind of like Elsa from “Frozen” (you know, as much as any real human could ever look like a cartoon).
Basically, the girl is blonde-haired, blue-eyed, thin, and pretty… SO SHE’S A DEAD-RINGER FOR ELSA. Obviously.
We may never know why this Disney Princess wannabe so very clearly goes out of her way to get people to tell her she looks like Elsa (c’mon, she does her makeup like Elsa, takes pictures next to Elsa cutouts at Blockbuster Video, dresses up like Elsa and goes back to Blockbuster Video to take pictures with the DVDs, and even went to prom as Elsa… enough already, WE GET IT!), but she hit the beach earlier this week (in a blue bikini, of course, because LOOK AT ME AND TELL ME I LOOK LIKE ELSA!!), and one thing’s for sure, she’s got a body that is definitely NOT G-rated.
Check out the pics here: 'Frozen' Look-Alike — Does Elsa Have a Bikini Body Like This? [PHOTOS]
The bash commemorating mini-Kimye’s first b-day was called Kidchella, and had a Coachella theme, obviously.
The party was seriously, seriously NUTS, complete with multiple stages for various performers ‘n junk. Basically, it was better than any party you will ever go to in your whole entire life… and it was for a one-year-old.
If anybody needs us, we’ll be sitting in the corner, stewing in jealousy. K, BYE!!
All the madness: North West’s Birthday Party Details — Kidchella Craziness! [VIDEO]
Ehh, who cares? He’s smokin’.
And plus, he’s a mama’s boy, so he can’t be all bad… right?
All about everyone’s favorite convicted felon: Hot Mug Shot Guy — Dreamy McMugshot (Jeremy Meeks) Sends Hearts a-Twitter
No need to mention the fact that the video’s whole theme was basically just “sexual assault”… but her co-star AND director have both been/currently are entangled in sexual assault allegations, themselves…
What. A. Mess.
You can watch the scrapped video here: Lady Gaga’s ‘Do What U Want’ Music Video PULLED Amid Sexual Assault Controversy [WATCH]
It sure didn’t take long for the Jelena reunion to go awry.
On second thought, let’s examine the definition of “awry”…
Merriam-Webster defines awry thusly: “not working … or happening in the expected way”.
Did any among us expect anything different?
Watch the Nonsense: Justin Bieber & Selena Gomez Back Together in a Big Way [VIDEO]
But here’s the thing: he told her he’s NOT a gigolo, he’s a dating coach…
That’s his story and he’s sticking to it.
And Lea Michele is STANDING BY HER MAN.
All the WTF-ery: Is Lea Michele’s Boyfriend A Gigolo… Or A Dating Coach?
Take it away, Nick Cannon…
Did Jay Z have an AFFAIR with some blonde chick named Casey Cohen??
According to the alleged mistress, herself, she NEVER slept with Hova…
According to her (hacked) Instagram account, she DOES NOT… she just pretends she does, so her daughters can make a profit.
See the CRAZY Instagrams: Kris Jenner Instagram Hacked — ‘I Don’t Like Kanye West!’
You know how they say, “Ass so fat, you can see it from the front”? Yep…
Natalie Nunn? More like Natalie BUNN, amirite?
Some things cannot be unseen.
Look upon the full moon: Natalie Nunn’s Butt — ‘Bad Girls Club’ Star Breaks Out Thong Bikini