Miley Cyrus Could Really Use Your Attention Right About Now!

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It’s OK, Miley. Really, it is. If you want to show us your boobs just for fun, that’s great. Thank you for that. But if this is just some sad, sad way to get people excited again, then honey, maybe it’s time to do some reevaluating right about now.
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Miley Cyrus is Riding a WHORSE!

A horse is a horse, of course, of course… unless Miley Cyrus is riding it topless, and then it’s a WHORSE!! She’s ridin’ dirty.

Story: Miley Cyrus’ Topless Horse Photo

Yep. 

Yep

Makes you wonder … 

Makes you wonder … 

Don’t forget the finishing touches!

Don’t forget the finishing touches!

Twerk-key.

Twerk-key.

Looks like Miley took a cue from Schmidt’s playbook … 

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Miley vs. Amanda … (Don’t Worry, Everybody, At Least Dolly Parton Still Loves Miley)  

You stay classy, Miley

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Generous offer … will Miley take it? 

Read the letter [here

Just sayin’ 

Just sayin’ 

Who’d you rather? … twerkin’ chicks edition. 
Vanessa vs. Miley 

Who’d you rather? … twerkin’ chicks edition. 

Vanessa vs. Miley 

MJ be like …

Just sayin’ 

Just sayin’ 

Miley vs. MollyWho did it best!?

Miley vs. Molly

Who did it best!?