Bieber taking a cue from The Situation. 

The boardwalk t-shirt store made famous by “Jersey Shore” has been RAVAGED by Hurricane Sandy — torn open like a sardine can — and TMZ has a photo of the heartbreaking damage.

FIRST PHOTO OF SNOOKI’S HAIRY BABY!!!

You can’t see much of baby Lorenzo’s face … only the top of his head … which appears prime for gobs of gel and grease. 

With her unborn baby due in a couple of months, “Jersey Shore” former party girl Snooki used a stroller to transport a case of Coors Light in Seaside Heights on Monday.

The ‘Disorderly’ mug shot. 

Snooki’s baby bump EXPOSED!

It was a real “puck you” to the New Jersey Devils Monday night, as L.A. Kings fans taunted their rivals with blown up images of an even famous-er N.J. franchise — the cast of “Jersey Shore.”

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Tan Mom responds to Nicole “Snooki/Snoopy” Polizzi’s criticism with subtlety and grace.

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Snooki has successfully managed to go 4 whole days without misplacing or damaging her plastic infant training doll. 

The Situation has entered rehab for substance abuse.